Posts tagged dftba
- Me: *Almost hysterical while reading Looking for Alaska*
- Friend: Do you need to take a break?
- Me: I can't
- Friend: I think you should.
- Me: I hate this book. Curse John Green for being such an amazing writer!!!
Buy. SELL. Trade. BARTER. YOU’RE MUCH BIGGER BUT WE ARE SMARTER!!!
John Green, Looking For Alaska
Cornbread. CHICKEN. Rice. PEAS. WE GOT HIGHER SATs. Hip Hip Hip Hooray. YOU’LL BE WORKIN’ FOR US SOMEDAY
John Green, Looking for Alaska
SUCCESS!!! I was inspired to play this game by probably the funniest video that I have ever seen. (Hank plays QWOP)
I told a friend I would make them something out of dryer lint as a joke. I came home and the first thing I thought of making was a female anglerfish.
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
Shakespeare
“And John, by the end of it, SCOTTISH FOLDS, just SCOTTISH FOLDS all the time.” -Hank Green (CUTE-OCALYPSE)
What word starts with an “F” ends with “uck” and usually involves excitement? A FIRETRUCK!!!
Hank Green (50 More Jokes)
