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"All I could think about now, as night fell, was how much you could love made up people, and how much..."

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 12:32:14 -0700

“All I could think about now, as night fell, was how much you could love made up people, and how much you could miss them.”

- John Green (via thewitofwyatt)

hasa-diga: catching up on my swoodilypoopers, remembered i drew...

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:28:05 -0700

hasa-diga:

catching up on my swoodilypoopers, remembered i drew this once.

HE WAS A BAKER BOI

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 11:36:02 -0700

Portia: He was a boy
Peeta: wat...
Cinna: She was a girl
Katniss: no...
Effie: Can you make it any more obvious?
Haymitch: He always baked cakes
Gale: She hunted all day
Effie: What more can you say?
Caesar: He wanted her
Haymitch: She'd never tell
Cinna: Secretly she wanted him as well.
Effie: Gale, her friend, stuck up his nose
Gale: And I had a problem with his baker clothes
Katniss: ---you done?
Haymitch: HE WAS A BAKER BOI
Portia and Cinna: SHE SAID THROW ME THAT LOAF BOY
Capitol Citizens: HIS THROW WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
Peeta: Well she had a hungry face!
Katniss: ---no, Peeta, not you too
Haymitch: You were such a disgrace!
Capitol Citizens: Shouldn't have thrown that bread to eaaaarrrth
Katniss: -------

Me: Almost hysterical while reading Looking for Alaska

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 12:31:05 -0700

Me: *Almost hysterical while reading Looking for Alaska*
Friend: Do you need to take a break?
Me: I can't
Friend: I think you should.
Me: I hate this book. Curse John Green for being such an amazing writer!!!

"Buy. SELL. Trade. BARTER. YOU’RE MUCH BIGGER BUT WE ARE SMARTER!!!"

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 12:30:05 -0700

“Buy. SELL. Trade. BARTER. YOU’RE MUCH BIGGER BUT WE ARE SMARTER!!!”

- John Green, Looking For Alaska

Me: So did you finish The Fault in Our Stars

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 23:29:53 -0700

Me: So did you finish The Fault in Our Stars
Friend: [frowns] yes
Me: How was is?
Friend: I HATE IT! IT'S SO SAD AND AHHH!!
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Fantastic book though.
Friend: YES DAMNIT IT WAS!

"Cornbread. CHICKEN. Rice. PEAS. WE GOT HIGHER SATs. Hip Hip Hip Hooray. YOU’LL BE..."

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:30:05 -0700

“Cornbread. CHICKEN. Rice. PEAS. WE GOT HIGHER SATs. Hip Hip Hip Hooray. YOU’LL BE WORKIN’ FOR US SOMEDAY”

- John Green, Looking for Alaska

“Plus it make my crazy eyes look crazyer.” -John...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 12:30:05 -0700

“Plus it make my crazy eyes look crazyer.”

-John Green (Sharpie Face Question Tuesday)

SUCCESS!!! I was inspired to play this game by probably the...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 12:30:00 -0700

SUCCESS!!! I was inspired to play this game by probably the funniest video that I have ever seen. (Hank plays QWOP)

I told a friend I would make them something out of dryer lint as...

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 13:47:06 -0700

I told a friend I would make them something out of dryer lint as a joke. I came home and the first thing I thought of making was a female anglerfish.

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings."

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 12:58:06 -0700

“The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.”

- Shakespeare

"I want to see the channels that I can see!!!"

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 12:30:05 -0700

“I want to see the channels that I can see!!!”

- Hank Green (Kill Your TV)

“And John, by the end of it, SCOTTISH FOLDS, just SCOTTISH...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 12:31:06 -0700

“And John, by the end of it, SCOTTISH FOLDS, just SCOTTISH FOLDS all the time.” -Hank Green (CUTE-OCALYPSE)

"What word starts with an “F” ends with “uck” and usually involves..."

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 13:31:00 -0700

“What word starts with an “F” ends with “uck” and usually involves excitement? A FIRETRUCK!!!”

- Hank Green (50 More Jokes)

"~Knock Knock. -Who’s there? ~Ether. -Ether who? ~Ether Bunny. ~Knock Knock. -Who’s..."

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 12:30:00 -0800

“

~Knock Knock.
-Who’s there?
~Ether.
-Ether who?
~Ether Bunny.

~Knock Knock.
-Who’s there?
~Nother.
-Nother who?
~Nother Ether Bunny.

~Knock Knock.
-Who’s there?
~Stella.
-Stella who?
~Stella Nother Ether Bunny

~Knock Knock.
-WHO’S THERE?
~Cargo.
-Cargo who?
~Cargo beep beep, and run over all of those Ether Bunnies.

”

- Hank Green (50 More Jokes)

Photo

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 20:23:31 -0800

"What do the force and duct tape have in common? Well theres a dark side and a light side and they..."

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 18:04:00 -0800

““What do the force and duct tape have in common? Well theres a dark side and a light side and they both hold the universe together.””

- Hank Green (31 jokes for nerds)

thewitofwyatt: inspired by Hank’s Question Tuesday DEBUT! (way...

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 17:51:16 -0800

thewitofwyatt:

inspired by Hank’s Question Tuesday DEBUT! (way back when)

Kony 2012

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 22:16:34 -0800

Nerdfighters… Time to fight real world suck. (Watch it now)

TFiOS

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 11:40:55 -0800

Who agrees that we need to send John letters asking him to write AIA!!! (They Agree)